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June 18-22nd                                               Rotary Centennial Convention – Chicago

 

 

June 25th                                                      JOHN NEWMANÕS DEMOTION PARTY

 

July 22nd                                                      Concord Area Rotary ClubÕs Golf Tournament

 

 

 

                      UPCOMING SPEAKERS                

5/11 – April Treece, Mt.Diablo Unified School Dist.

5/18 – CLUB ASSEMBLY

5/25 – Bo Morse, Bo Knows Barquisimeto

6/1  –  Open (Dirk Wentling)

6/8  –  Open (Dan Peterson)

6/15 –  Open (Richard Pryor)

6/22 –  Open (Rick Silvester)

6/29 –  NO MEETING DUE TO DEMOTION PARTY

7/6   –  Open ()

7/13 –  Open (John Newman)

 

 

 

Wednesday, May 11, 2005  -- Chartered 1979 -- Publishers Jeff Kasper & Joe Bechelli

 

KASPER TO REPLACE DR. SPOCK?

 You Can Be a Mom AND Have It All!

 

It appears the rumors may be true; is Beri Kasper doing research for a new book deal?  Beri was spotted at a local eatery in a scene which could only be either one of two things – A) Research for a new book on motherhood or B) A completely posed photo solely for the benefit of this birdcage liner.  This reporter thinks itÕs the former!

 

 

In another photo just discovered and doctored, Beri was spotted with that swashbuckling movie hero Johnnie Depp, possibly negotiating a movie deal for the book. (Will Johnnie play husband Jeff ?)

 

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After the meeting at the Hollywood Wax Museum, BeriÕs only comment was, ÒJohnny is such a good listener! I donÕt think he said a word during our entire meeting!Ó

From Club Comedienne Karen Mahshi:

POKER KILLS!

 

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

 

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing standing up.


Baxter looks around and ask, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"


They draw straws.  Williams picks the short one.  They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.


"Discreet?Õ, Williams says, ÒI'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.

 

Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."  Williams goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the door.  The wife answers and asks what he wants.  


Williams declares, "Your husband just lost $500 playing poker and is afraid to come home."


"Tell him to drop dead!" says the wife.


"I'll go tell him.Ó says Williams.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2005-2006 Officers and Directors

 

President                                             Sam Vesser

 

President-Elect                                    Matt Chan

 

Secretary                                             Nancy Glenfield

 

Treasurer                                             Dan Peterson

 

Sgt At Arms                                        Phil Winslow

 

Community Service                             Theresa Azevedo & Heather Hougey

 

Club Service                                        Jeff Kasper   & Joe Bechelli

 

Vocational Service                              RJ Natal

International Service                            Pat Kievning

 

Membership                                        Beri Kasper & Scott Singley

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ANOTHER DAY OLDERÉ

Please take a moment to congratulate these birthday Rotarians in March!

 

Rick Woodland (1st)

Theresa Azevedo (3rd)

Greg Grassi (19th)

Karen Mahshi (24th)